Andy Lee White

Lyrics

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If I were a cat, I would roam the neighborhood all night long
If I were a cat, you would hear me singing my cat song
If I were a cat, I would sleep everyday until noon
If I were a cat, I wouldn't need a fork or a spoon
If I were a cat, I'd speak Siamese
Climb so high up in the trees
If I were a cat, these things I'd do
If I were a cat, I would run my tongue all over my body
If I were a cat, I would use the litter box as my potty
If I were a cat, I would send fan letters to Catwoman
If I were a cat, I would sniff other cat's plumbing, cat's plumbing baby
If I were a cat, I'd rule the house
Eat tuna fish and an occasional mouse
If I were a cat, these things I'd do
Go, cat, go
Rub your leg with my head
I'll sleep with you in your bed
Take me to your room
And feed me soon, and feed me soon, and feed me soon
If I were a cat, I would spray to mark my favorite spot
If I were a cat, I would stay in the shade when it was hot
If I were a cat, I would do catnip everyday
If I were a cat, I 'd invite all the cool cats over to play, meow baby
If I were a cat, I'd speak Siamese
Climb so high up in the trees
If I were a cat, these things I'd do
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He, Ha, Who, Ha, He, Ha, He
© 2005 Andy Lee White